Buffering

“You say no to drugs… Juicy J...

Sun, 01 Jan 2012 17:55:12 -0600

“You say no to drugs… Juicy J can’t.”

Sobriety in rap is overrated.

[via Rick. Again.]

Current status: HARD. (Rap videos are getting lo-fi, and...

Thu, 29 Dec 2011 11:27:39 -0600

Current status: HARD.

(Rap videos are getting lo-fi, and that’s fine by me.)

[Thanks, Rick Dean. You still have the best music blog on the WWW.]

I’M GOD by Clams Casino is further evidence that Mr....

Tue, 13 Dec 2011 12:35:00 -0600

I’M GOD by Clams Casino is further evidence that Mr. Casino is producing some of the most textured, moody, and chest-wobbling beats in the game. Plus: GIRLS MAKING OUT.

Makes folding look easy. [Thanks, ‘dude.]

Mon, 12 Dec 2011 11:49:59 -0600

Makes folding look easy.

[Thanks, ‘dude.]

KEEP ON WALKING is a bunch of movie characters strolling, shot...

Fri, 18 Nov 2011 18:49:18 -0600

KEEP ON WALKING is a bunch of movie characters strolling, shot from behind, and edited together. It’s mesmerizing.

Liam Neeson and Ricky Gervais try some improv.

Fri, 11 Nov 2011 09:09:43 -0600

Liam Neeson and Ricky Gervais try some improv.

This video for JIAN SWORD DANCING has everything and more, if...

Mon, 07 Nov 2011 15:07:08 -0600

This video for JIAN SWORD DANCING has everything and more, if that’s even possible. Watch for the close call between the blade and the dog. Watch for the weirdness. Watch for the surprises.

[via kottke]

Practicing my AZTEC PUSHUPS so I can dominate.

Mon, 17 Oct 2011 09:26:41 -0500

Practicing my AZTEC PUSHUPS so I can dominate.

Step 1: Live a great life. Step 2: Die. Step 3: There is no Step...

Thu, 06 Oct 2011 08:10:10 -0500

Step 1: Live a great life.

Step 2: Die.

Step 3: There is no Step 3.

Farewell, Steve. Thanks for making Plants Vs. Zombies possible. Plus all that other stuff.

I thought I hated T-Pain. Then I saw this video for “BOOTY...

Wed, 07 Sep 2011 22:38:00 -0500

I thought I hated T-Pain. Then I saw this video for “BOOTY WURK.”

The seemingly one-shot suburban fly-girl-addled masterwurk, the camera acting as dancer in parts, it’s fucking messing with my head. Want just one more time with it like that stupid girl in high school with the irresistible sneer. Music-video brain worm.

[via Rick Dean!]

Drug-dispersing contact lenses. Whoa. “Basically the drug...

Wed, 10 Aug 2011 17:28:31 -0500

Drug-dispersing contact lenses. Whoa.

“Basically the drug is trapped inside both the hydrogel and the polymer disc, rather like a fly in amber, or actually very much like the red coloring in Jell-o, and it just very slowly releases over time.”

You think my eyes are blue, but it’s really just the Paxil.

TWO-HANDED GREAT SWORD. Most definitely the only truly...

Tue, 09 Aug 2011 09:30:16 -0500

TWO-HANDED GREAT SWORD. Most definitely the only truly infallible sword promo ever forged.

Stick around long enough to see him cut the toe off that cowboy boot filled with raw meat.

[Thanks, Hook.]

Ducks don’t give two fucks.

Mon, 08 Aug 2011 09:19:14 -0500

Ducks don’t give two fucks.

Videos like this give me hope for all of the stoned 8-year-old...

Sun, 26 Jun 2011 17:03:56 -0500

Videos like this give me hope for all of the stoned 8-year-old film editors out there. Plus it makes my booty vibrate.

[Thanks, Ainsley.]

Real-life Russian Nesting Egg. Well, Japanese. The OH-SHIT...

Tue, 17 May 2011 15:14:59 -0500

Real-life Russian Nesting Egg. Well, Japanese. The OH-SHIT factor translates quite well.

thedailywhat: This Is Informative, You Should Listen To It of...

Tue, 25 Jan 2011 12:54:19 -0600

thedailywhat:

This Is Informative, You Should Listen To It of the Day: A brief history of hip hop, as told through the international language of beatboxing.

[misterhonk.]

Fucking unbelievable. And it’s the history of rap, not hip-hop. Rap is the music, hip-hop is the culture. But now I’m just splitting fades.

[Thanks, Aaron.]

Charlie Booker on how “My Super Sweet 16” signals...

Mon, 24 Jan 2011 11:27:17 -0600

Charlie Booker on how “My Super Sweet 16” signals the end of the world.

“Actually, I think this might be an Al Queda recruitment film.”

If I agreed with him more, I’d be suckling his penis. My fists are hungry for those super sweet faces.

I wish I had brothers. And an Xbox Kinect. [via reddit]

Mon, 03 Jan 2011 17:12:40 -0600

I wish I had brothers. And an Xbox Kinect.

[via reddit]

WHIP YO HAIR, GIRL. This bird has all the right moves....

Fri, 19 Nov 2010 14:54:04 -0600

WHIP YO HAIR, GIRL. This bird has all the right moves. It’s ruffling my feathers.

[Thanks, Gorum.]

carbonmade: edp: sasharappaport: Re:WORDS by Everynone Wow....

Tue, 16 Nov 2010 13:02:29 -0600

carbonmade:

edp:

sasharappaport:

Re:WORDS by Everynone

Wow. This is wonderful.

This is an amazing video. Watch now!

I found myself holding my breath through most of this. Favorite non-cat video on the Internet.