KOOL KEITH AND THE 98-YEAR-OLD REFRIGERATOR is enough ga-ga to sex up the eyeballs for one more go-around with that whore, the Internet.
“Nobody wants your pumpernickel bread.”
Kool Keith is balls-up crazy. He boasted in Ego Trip’s Book of Rap Lists that his favorite public place to masturbate was the bathroom of the Sbarro’s Pizza in Times Square. And we all believed him. Rap heads were “dropping by for a slice” of men’s-room emcee mastery for months. Fucking fandom will take you to some dirty places.
[Thanks, everydaydude. You know my steez.]
