KOOL KEITH AND THE 98-YEAR-OLD REFRIGERATOR is enough ga-ga to sex up the eyeballs for one more go-around with that whore, the Internet.
“Nobody wants your pumpernickel bread.”
Kool Keith is balls-up crazy. He boasted in Ego Trip’s Book of Rap Lists that his favorite public place to masturbate was the bathroom of the Sbarro’s Pizza in Times Square. And we all believed him. Rap heads were “dropping by for a slice” of men’s-room emcee mastery for months. Fucking fandom will take you to some dirty places.
Beauty exists in this world because some people take their jobs seriously. This guy can easily make your kids happy and convince your wife to give him a vaginal cheer in the section C storage closet before you even return with your flat rack of overpriced hot dogs and under-carbonated soda. Just watch him move. LOVE YOUR JOB is the moral I’m getting at.
Arguably the best 3 minutes of television from the last thirty years. Encapsulates my childhood fascination with cocaine, fast cars, shoulder pads, quiet male moments, electronic drums, and subtext.
(Sorry about the abrupt ending. Couldn’t find a version that didn’t have a truncated tail.)
