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Drug-dispersing contact lenses. Whoa. “Basically the drug is trapped inside both the hydrogel and the polymer disc, rather like a fly in amber, or actually very much like the red coloring in Jell-o, and it just very slowly releases over time.”  You think my eyes are blue, but it’s really just the Paxil. 
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PEEING YOUR PANTS IN A RAP BATTLE IS THE NEW NOT PEEING YOUR PANTS IN A RAP BATTLE. What rhymes with waterfall? [Thanks, Noah.]
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TRANSMISSION slithers into your brain the way any video should: like a parasite. This one just happens to be about an actual parasite, the tiger flatworm. “Locomotion in this larger flatworm species is accomplished by rippling muscle contractions along the edges of the animal, and aided by a slippery mucous slime.” Delightful. 
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Ainsley, the girlfriend, said, “Let’s look up funny videos. Search for ‘snail tongue.’” I opened my laptop, typed in the magic letters, and TURBO SNAIL TONGUE is what came back. Now we’re both kinda turned on. (Snail seduction hits slowly.)
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I WAS A NINETY-POUND WEAKLING supplies a fascinating snapshot of the blossoming fitness industry in 1960. Mounds and mounds of black-and-white muscle. It’s incredible how many chubby housewives relinquished their bodies to vibrating machines in public. “Honey, watch the kids for an hour. I’ve got to go work off these thighs. I’m enjoying this gymnasium membership...
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