January 2012
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December 2011
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August 2011
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WatchDrug-dispersing contact lenses. Whoa.
“Basically the drug is trapped inside both the hydrogel and the polymer disc, rather like a fly in amber, or actually very much like the red coloring in Jell-o, and it just very slowly releases over time.”
You think my eyes are blue, but it’s really just the Paxil.
June 2011
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November 2010
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WatchPEEING YOUR PANTS IN A RAP BATTLE IS THE NEW NOT PEEING YOUR PANTS IN A RAP BATTLE. What rhymes with waterfall?
[Thanks, Noah.]
October 2010
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September 2010
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August 2010
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WatchTRANSMISSION slithers into your brain the way any video should: like a parasite. This one just happens to be about an actual parasite, the tiger flatworm.
“Locomotion in this larger flatworm species is accomplished by rippling muscle contractions along the edges of the animal, and aided by a slippery mucous slime.”
Delightful.
July 2010
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June 2010
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WatchAinsley, the girlfriend, said, “Let’s look up funny videos. Search for ‘snail tongue.’”
I opened my laptop, typed in the magic letters, and TURBO SNAIL TONGUE is what came back. Now we’re both kinda turned on. (Snail seduction hits slowly.)
WatchI WAS A NINETY-POUND WEAKLING supplies a fascinating snapshot of the blossoming fitness industry in 1960. Mounds and mounds of black-and-white muscle.
It’s incredible how many chubby housewives relinquished their bodies to vibrating machines in public. “Honey, watch the kids for an hour. I’ve got to go work off these thighs. I’m enjoying this gymnasium membership...
May 2010
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April 2010
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February 2010
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